一溜煙間，奇家兩父子逃得一乾二淨，在黑暗中連鬼影都見不到。

　　飛奔中，奇老爺對奇夾道:“快去通知你大哥二哥，這兩個魔頭，要集我奇家全力才能對付！”

　　“那您呢?”

　　“我來引開他們！”

　　“您一個人太危險了！”

　　“為了奇家，為了你們，爹豁出去了！”奇老爺聲音如此堅定。

　　奇夾第一次感覺老爹如此偉大，他含淚道:“那您……千萬要保重！”

　　“快去，別管我！”是奇老爺視死如歸的眼神，如此銳利。

　　“那孩兒去了！”奇夾一抹眼淚。

　　奇老爺沉重地點頭。

　　奇夾，消失在黑暗中。

　　見奇夾已經消失，奇老爺左右張望一下，嗖地一聲，跳進花園水缸裡，悄然蓋上缸蓋，再也找不著人影。

　　話說奇夾閃避著兩個魔頭，好在奇府超大，千辛萬苦地來到二哥的廂房，咣當地一聲奪門而入。

　　“二哥，你在幹什麽?”

　　“額……我在看……書！”

　　“那你的表情為什麽那麽嚴肅，而且還一臉難受的樣子！”

　　“讀到一個悲傷的故事……”

　　“那你的左手為什麽放在桌子下抖動！”

　　“抽……筋……”

　　“為什麽抽筋，我來幫你看看！”

　　“站住！”奇才急聲喝住，沉聲問道:“你突然闖進來，到底想幹什麽?”

　　奇夾突然想起正事，急聲道:“大事不好，爹正在被兩個魔頭追殺，二哥請速去營救！”

　　“還有這事，我到要看看是何方惡徒敢在我奇府放肆！”奇才站起來，系上褲腰帶，從牆上取下格林掛在身上，然後拍拍奇夾的肩膀道:“走，跟二哥去看看！”

　　“額，好！”

　　奇夾跟二哥衝出廂房，只見四處還是一片黑暗，奇府之大，現在倒還不知道兩個魔頭又潛到了哪裡。

　　“大哥呢?”

　　“大哥排戲還沒回，放心有我在就足夠了，不管什麽樣的魔頭，統統要倒在格林之下！”奇才叼著個煙鬥老神在在地道。

　　“額，二哥你要小心，兩個魔頭修為都不低！”

　　“為什麽會有兩個魔頭找上門來?”

　　“額，大概是來找爹報仇的吧！”

　　“是麽?”

　　“是！”

　　奇夾眼睛都不眨地推到他爹身上。

　　“沒事，有我跟爹聯手，誰都別想在奇府放肆，趕緊跟爹匯合！”

　　“好類，噫，那不是爹麽，他在那裡，跟誰談得好歡喜！”

　　這時兩個人看到奇老爺正在跟一個黑衣人有說有笑，兩個人借著夜色湊了過去。

　　“爹，你在跟誰聊得這麽開心?”奇夾興致匆匆地道。

　　奇老爺眯笑著臉轉過頭來道:“當然是跟你啊！”

　　頓時，所有人的表情都僵住了，沒錯，如果說奇老爺在跟誰聊得那麽開心，當然是跟奇夾，的確是奇夾，竟然是一模一樣的奇夾。

　　沒錯，兩個奇夾，完全一模一樣的奇夾，奇老爺跟奇才還以為自己瞎了狗眼，兩個奇夾站在一起，都穿著衣行服，就像一個模子裡倒出來一樣。

　　這時兩個奇夾同時喝聲道:“爹，他是假的！”

　　奇老爺也傻住了，咽咽口水，猶豫道:“額……”

　　奇夾第一次在除開鏡子的真實世界中看到自己，感覺吃下一隻蒼蠅一樣惡心，暴吼而道:“我操，爹，這個假貨假得這麽離譜難道你也分不清楚麽，你看這長相，又挫又醜，哪一點像我了！”

　　奇才咽咽口水道:“是不是還有一點猥鎖，還帶著一點淫賤……”

　　“對沒錯，就是一副喪門星的樣子！”奇夾驚喜道:“二哥，你這麽快認出來了?”

　　“不是，隻能說……你們兩個，一模一樣……”

　　這個消息，對於奇夾來說，猶如晴天霹靂，抱頭不敢接受事實地搖頭喊叫:“你說謊，這不可能，這不可能，他明明又挫又醜又猥鎖又淫賤又喪門星，你們怎麽可能認不出來！！！”

　　奇老爺不知道怎麽安慰他接受事實，不過，另一個肯定是假的了，這時兩個人的厲眼同時轉向假的奇夾。

　　卻聽，假奇夾急聲道:“爹，他才是假貨，別相信他，難道您忘了當年三歲我就搶糖，七歲就開始打群架，十歲就開始偷東西了嗎?”

　　這時，準備動手的奇老爺跟奇才頓時又猶豫了下來。

　　“這些都是大家都知道的事！”奇夾急聲道:“五歲我偷看過表姐洗澡！”

　　奇才驚聲道:“什麽，你竟然偷看過婉如表姐洗澡！！”

　　假奇夾爭頭上來:“我八歲炸過煉房！”

　　奇夾急得結巴道:“我我，我十一歲在爹的內褲上撒過辣椒粉！”

　　迷惑當年為何火熱，老婆也一起受罪的原因，現在終於真相大白，奇老爺額上冒起青筋。

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