奇夾拍掉身上的爛菜幫子嘴裡罵罵咧咧。

　　“三少爺你回來拉！”路經的丫環作禮。

　　這奇家是大世家，府邸巨大下人眾多。

　　奇夾整整衣容，清咳聲道:“嗯嗯，老爹跟夫人呢?”

　　“在客廳裡等你！”

　　“噢！”

　　還是家裡泰然安逸，再讓人討厭，他也還是奇家老爹的兒子。

　　奇夾大咧咧地往客廳走，說這奇家是淮安裡的大戶人家，在城裡財富排行榜名列第二。奇府裡假山奇石，長廓湖橋美不勝收。

　　來到客廳，奇夾發現這客廳裡已經了好幾個客人。見是是兩老帶著一個女子，而他老爹奇霸跟老娘正在客廳裡接客。

　　見到奇夾走進客廳，奇夾的老娘便眼神閃爍，有意無間地避過奇夾的眼光。

　　“噫，今天怎麽這麽熱鬧！”奇夾納悶著走進客廳。

　　客廳裡的氣氛很壓抑，一副風雨欲來的樣子。

　　靜，靜得可怕，很個人的表情都很嚴肅。

　　奇夾也奇怪發生了什麽大事情，只見他爹板著一個臉坐在主椅上，到來的客人也都沒有好的臉色。

　　“退婚，我們要退婚！”來訪者老者將桌子拍得嘭嘭響。

　　那奇老爺壓壓手勸說著道:“不要激動，不要激動，有話好好說嘛！”

　　見來訪老者怒道:“當初看你們家兩個兒子小小年紀都那麽出眾，我才答應把蕊兒許配給你們家三兒子，沒想到你這三兒子如此不成器！”

　　那叫蕊兒的女子哭得似雨後海裳。

　　“老人家不如再商量商量?”奇老爺好說歹說的挽回道。

　　“沒得商量，像這樣沒前途，沒未來的敗家子，我家蕊兒，絕不嫁給他！”

　　叔可忍，嬸不可忍，如此小看他奇夾，就不怕他奇夾將來有出人頭地的一天麽，奇夾跳出來喝聲道:“莫欺少年窮！”

　　“此時不欺更待何時！”那老者也跳出來頂對道。

　　那叫蕊兒的女子一抬起頭，奇夾一看，不由倒退兩步，臥操，長得跟鬼一樣，簡直是醜得一塌糊塗。

　　奇夾驚呼道:“唉呀，好對子，老先生好文采！”

　　“過講過講！”老者恭恭手。

　　兩人熱情握手！

　　“老先生，這是退婚手續來，這是表格，拿去填一下！”奇夾眯笑著拿出數套文書。

　　“小兄弟真是通情達理之人，小女未能嫁你，還望海涵海涵！”老者拱拱手。

　　“老先生言重言重，快快辦好手續，帶你家女兒回吧！”奇夾望著那叫蕊兒肥婆一陣反胃。

　　這時老者簽完字後，又朝望向那奇老爹，然後道:“奇老爺另外兩個公子似乎也還沒娶妻，要不奇老先生考慮考慮，我家蕊兒還是很希望嫁入奇家的！”

　　那叫蕊兒的肥婆破鼻為笑粗嗓門高興道:“我願意我願意！”

　　“這個……”奇老爺一時語結。

　　正在這時，屋外又擠進來一群人，為首的老頭進屋便大聲嚷喊:“退婚，我們要退婚！”

　　先來那老者嚷道:“排隊排隊，什麽事也要有個先來後到！”

　　那來者是愣到一下，催促道:“那你快點喂，還墨跡個什麽勁！”

　　後面緊接著又來一大群人，進屋開口便是:“退婚退婚，我們要退婚！”

　　屋裡一片熱鬧。

　　奇老爺壓壓手道:“不要急，不要急，一個個來！”

　　後面來的人嘰嘰喳喳的發著牢騷:“媽的雙休日不開門，中午還休息三個小時，效率這麽底，投訴，我們要投訴！”

　　屋裡是人滿為患，吵吵嚷嚷，無數女子嗚嗚大哭，場面好是壯觀。

　　奇夾嘖嘖地對他那坐在主位的老娘道:“老娘，你當年到底，給孩兒，指了多少……媳婦！”

　　奇夾老娘閃避著奇夾的眼神，劈劈叭叭地一通數落道:“唉呀呀，都怪娘生你兩個哥哥太過得意，哪會想到你這麽挫，你這麽挫還能怪老娘啊，呀，又來了一幫人，快去接待快接待！”

　　奇夾轉頭一看那女子，臥操，長得跟西涼山的大野豬一樣，滿臉雀斑，體肥腰粗。

　　奇夾無語地道:“老娘，你還敢不敢再離譜點！！！”

　　奇夾老娘眼神繼續閃避。

　　“臥們野要退婚！”

　　奇夾深吸一口氣，望著兩個黑人帶著黑漆漆的女兒走進客廳……

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