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《一拳打倒嚶嚶怪》第326章 性感雙豬,在線成盒!
“阿磊!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“阿磊率先拿到了槍!怎麽說?”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“cigarette不走!他還想拿686試圖反殺!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“沒有任何意外!hunter一一爆頭擊殺!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“哈哈哈!兄die,你怕是石樂志吧?敢跟我hunter落地肛槍?不知道我hunter打架沒慫過,搶槍沒輸過嗎?泰國戰神又如何?看我華夏殺人王教你做人!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;嘟師傅表示最喜歡這種場面了!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;整個人比起在國內解說時更加基情四射!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;內戰畢竟手心手背都是肉!可現在,每乾掉一個老外,那都是在給國服玩家們長臉!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“不好!eig聽到交火聲摸過來了!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“阿磊沒有注意到他!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“危險!!!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“噠,噠,噠!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;am粗獷的點射聲,猶如一把尖刀,扎在三名解說的心頭!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“沒死!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“阿磊的反應極快!就地趴倒避開了eig的射擊視野!面前幾步就是一個刷在地上的大藥包!問題不大!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;也好君長舒一口氣!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;可隨即而來的手雷拉環聲,再次讓三名解說頭皮瞬間發麻!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“eig!大韓民族優秀的職業選手之一!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“中國人即便僥幸逃過一劫又如何?eig的手雷仍舊會終結一切!”棒子解說員的叫聲震耳欲聾!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;連帶著台下觀戰的棒子們一陣歡呼!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;仿佛開始了提前的慶祝儀式!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;大屏幕上,那個中國人的血條已經大殘!正趴在樓頂,慌張打藥!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig的手雷拉環聲已然響起!正試圖往前跑跳,將其大力投擲而出!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;這一幕何等熟悉?

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;死在eig這般操作下的亡魂不知凡幾!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;那個中國人會是例外嗎?哈哈哈!不,絕無可能!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“eig將迎來一個相當美好的開局思密達!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;棒子解說見劉磊似乎一無所知還在原地打藥,直接下定結論!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“我們有理由展望,今天的單排賽中,eig與evermore將會辶”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“噠噠噠!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“噠噠噠!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;驟然響起的急促槍聲,令棒子解說瞬間卡帶!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;抬起頭一看!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig那大殘的血條映入眼簾!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;瞠目結舌道:

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“這這”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;眼看著敵方身體上爆出數團血花,

劉磊剛剛還嚴肅僵硬的臉龐可算舒展開來!&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;宛如一朵怒放的雛菊!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;兩排潔白的大門牙在燈光的反射下閃閃發光!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“這樣才公平嘛!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“都是一槍的命!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“嘿嘿,玩的就是心跳,要的就是刺激!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;默默再次按下b鍵,將m16由三連發重新改換為單點!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;腦海中!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;技能“一發入魂”的圖標始終都在熠熠生輝!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“一槍生!一槍死!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“我生!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“你死!!!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;竟是連藥包都不繼續使用,直接持槍欺身而上!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig驚了!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;在這之前,他已然認為這個家夥的大膽操作是在瀕臨生死時爆發而出的,幾近於極限的莽撞!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;可如今!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;電腦屏幕上傳來的畫面,幾乎推翻了他對這個遊戲的理解!打破了他對職業選手的定義!!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;mm!你不打藥補狀態了嗎?

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;mm!你是殘血一槍就倒你知道嗎?

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;mm!你特娘的不補狀態,老子還要補啊!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;敲你嗎!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;敲你嗎!!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;敲你嗎!!!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;你是魔鬼吧?

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;中國選手都是這種瘋子嗎?

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;劉磊的壓上令eig不得不停下打藥動作!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;倉促之下抬起槍,就準備冒頭射擊!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig發誓!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;他要讓這個莽漢死無葬身之地,再鞭屍三百回!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;就是現在!!!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig猛的一起身!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;am立即抬起!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;槍口迸發出刺眼的火光!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“噠噠噠!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;眼前,那個持槍站立的身影,身體上爆出數團紅色血花!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;然而

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig卻猶如失力般癱倒在電競椅上!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;眼看著電腦屏幕逐漸化為黑白之色,一方簡陋的骨灰盒出現在屍體中!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;額頭滲出一片晶瑩,雙眼失神,口中喃喃自語:

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“m16!m16!!m16!!!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“啊啊啊啊啊啊!阿西吧!該死的子彈初速度!老子敲你嗎~思密達!!!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;m16子彈初速度大於am!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;eig先死,後續子彈傷害判定無效!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;劉磊屹立在樓頂!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;順手又撿了顆煙霧彈!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“哢嚓!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“呲~”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“來來來!給棒子上柱香再走!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“嘖嘖嘖!瞧咱華夏爺們兒,就是他娘的有素質~思密達!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“誰敢橫刀立馬!唯我hunter戰神!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;嘟師傅雙拳緊握,振臂高呼!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;映襯著隔壁棒子解說區的沉默不語,也好君與mjoy簡直樂開了花!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“啊啊啊啊啊啊~思密達!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“啊啊啊啊啊啊~思密達!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;甭管嘴裡歡呼著什麽,結尾處總要加上一句“思密達”!還生怕隔壁聽不見,每一字!每一句!都要嘶吼著喊出!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;連同著彈幕上也如出一轍!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“偷襲被反殺?你可真是個弟弟!汪汪汪~思密達!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“來吧!舉報我狗主播現場開掛!再拔了我狗主播網線!汪汪汪~思密達!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“呦呵~這就是你們捧上天的eig?略略略,連死胖子都不如!死胖子都正面製裁過狗主播!~思密達!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“雖然內容引起極度舒適,但!老子還是要實名舉報:韓國職業選手買外圍,打假賽,故意死在狗主播槍下!我拿王境澤發誓,這絕對不是因為菜~思密達!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;各類小禮物如潮水般開始滾動!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;這段時間以來,韓國棒子的各種司馬針對導致浮在六支戰隊粉絲心頭的陰影,終於散去!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;最美不過豔陽天!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;最爽不過殺尺帝!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;此處,當浮一大啊呸!當恰一根煙!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“這麽快?這就殺了兩個了?”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;同樣落在軍事基地的11聽著耳畔的槍聲,看著屏幕右上角的擊倒擊殺提示,雙眼一眯!隨後又好似沒事兒人一般,再度恢復自然。

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;簡單搜到基礎裝備成型後,直接駕車離去!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;來韓國前,ity,4am,omg,三支關系非常之好的戰隊互相溝通過。

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;在比賽初期!如果一方發現鄰居是自己人,就主動駕車離開,防止造成內戰減員!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;韓國人搞了這麽多小動作,自己人更應團結起來有所準備!當然,這隻限於遊戲初期!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;11也並不覺得自己隻拿了基礎打架裝備,讓出軍事基地很吃虧!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;殺人嘛!基礎打架裝備就夠了!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;多殺幾次,也就肥了!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;回頭,看向劉磊所在的方向。

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;心裡默默念道:

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“兩個!你現在比我多殺了兩個”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;劉磊見一輛車從右邊公路離開,心裡頓時明了,這應該是自己人!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;於是理也不理,投身到軍事基地的茫茫資源中!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“呦呵!三級頭?不錯不錯!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“98!可以可以!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“嗯, 藥包帶三個就夠了!投擲物多準備點兒!還缺個八倍鏡,美滋滋!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;驟然!屏幕右上角出現一條擊倒擊殺提示!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“臥槽!”劉磊目瞪口呆!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“臥槽!”嘟師傅,mjoy,也好君三人不顧官方罰款,一句“爆粗”脫口而出!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“這這怎麽可能?”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“你特喵的在逗我?”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“我不是在做夢吧?你掐掐我!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“臥槽!疼!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;而隔壁的棒子解說台,更是慘淡一片,死一般的寂靜!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;evermore一一涼了!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;韓國性感雙豬,在線成盒!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;但最重要的不是這個,

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;而是:

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;:哇!我怎麽這麽有才?快來誇誇我!我斷章斷的好優秀啊!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;哈哈哈!驚不驚喜?意不意外?感不感動?
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