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《我的老婆是白富美》四百八十一、一十進五開戰
看到那好幾分鍾的倒計時,觀眾們也是好想死啊。

 “我的天,我的個天老爺啊!我真的是受不了了啊,我真的好想把電視給砸了啊。那些想賺錢想瘋了的家夥,真的是太可惡了。”

 “噗嗤~~我也是好想死啊!我本來以為這吳越電視台改性子了,沒想到在這裡出現了。”

 “這個絕對是大家最最討厭的東西、這氣死人的廣告!要是沒有這廣告,我覺得我可以多活好幾年。”

 “臥槽!無恥啊,我看到最後了,竟然還給我來廣告。真是沒良心的電視台,就知道賺錢,賺那麽多錢能吃啊?額,好像確實能吃。”

 “我最最最討厭廣告了,他麽的,我都準備睡了,你竟然把握被子給掀走了,真是可惡啊。”

 “奸商,奸商,奸商啊!可惡,再也不看他們吳越電視台的節目了,廣告五分鍾,你們怎麽不去搶啊。”

 “好吧,來個廣告,正好我們是撒個尿舒緩舒緩,這也是正正好的事情,節目組也是為了我們的膀胱著想啊。”

 “著想個屁,這個廣告之前才放沒多就呢,那些人就像是賺廣告費,太可惡了。”

 “謝啦那小孩子一樣的笑更是讓我記憶猶新,真的是好幼稚啊。”

 “為什麽啊,為什麽要來廣告啊?好氣啊,好氣啊,好氣啊。”

 “這冠名商什麽的播放一下就好了,怎麽還弄那麽多別的廣告啊,真的是氣死個人呦。”

 “我不要看廣告,我要看人,我要看漂亮的妹子!我要看林女神,我要看張馨月和林語,我要看黑嘉嘉!”

 “這破廣告,我買還不行嗎?能不能不要老師關鍵時候出來啊,這很容易讓我出戲的知道嗎?”

 “汪仔酸酸乳,天天樂手機,頂呱呱礦泉水,買買買買買買!一定買!行了吧?”

 “誰放的廣告,你給我出來,我保證不打死你。”

 “不看了,不看了,我再也不看這破玩意兒了。”

 “這個電視節目遲早有一天會因為廣告太多而被嫌棄淘汰掉!”

 “好吧,我也撤了,這個電視台真的是太可惡了。”

 “趕緊開始好嗎?我快要睡著了。”

 廣告很快也很慢地結束了。大家都還沒被氣死。

 賀曉老師出現在了舞台上,只是,大家都覺得此刻的賀曉老師比那個笑得小孩子一樣的謝啦來的更加的可惡。

 “好的,最後這一位評委,大家都非常的熟悉,他就是小狼老師~”

 觀眾們一下子沸騰了。

 “我的天,我的天,我聽到什麽了?小狼老師?這這這,想唱就唱的節目組這麽厲害的嗎?竟然請來了小狼老師?”

 “喔~小狼老師長什麽樣啊?我真的好想看看啊。”

 “啊,我看到好想林女神也是伸長了脖子,好像她也好奇啊。”

 “可能真的是小狼老師啊,喔,那真的是賺大發了啊。”

 “小狼老師,小狼老師,小狼老師!”

 “喂喂喂,你們不都是蕭郎老師的粉絲嗎?怎麽一下子就叛變了呢?”

 “小狼老師,我愛你,你看我能不能進音樂圈啊?”

 “狗腿子,真的是。小狼老師,我可以給你生個猴子哦~”

 千呼萬喚中,想唱就唱的舞台上也是出現了“小狼老師”~

 “啊~~”

 蕭郎出現在舞台上的時候,全場都是一片的唉聲歎氣。

 蕭郎也是一下子就不開心了。

 “喂,我就是小狼老師啊,你們歎氣幹嘛啊?沒見過我這麽帥的評委,所以自愧不如了是吧?對,一定是這樣的,”

 “咦~”

 雖然很冷,但是蕭郎輕巧地入場。

 賀曉老師卻是臉不紅,心不跳。

 “咳咳,剛剛口誤,口誤,應該是小狼老師的同事就對了。”

 解釋等於掩飾,賀曉老師顯然不會多花力氣的。

 介紹了10個評委,然後就是介紹剩下的200個媒體人評委了。

 “今天到場的200個大眾評委全都是我們娛樂媒體的資深音樂人。他們是靈韻娛樂的肖雅總監,他們是森明娛樂的史森明老師......”

 一大段的介紹,真的是難為了賀曉老師了。

 “好的,接下來就是我們的對決了。上期我們已經分好組了,那麽,下面請出我們的第一組對決的選手,他們是李筱薇~黑嘉嘉~”

 兩個女孩的人氣是真的高,現場觀眾也是格外地給面子。

 “李筱薇,李筱薇,李筱薇。”

 “黑嘉嘉,黑嘉嘉,黑嘉嘉!”

 按照之前抽簽的順序,李筱薇先唱,黑嘉嘉第二。

 這次的對決也是殘忍,直接讓兩人留在場上,一個人看著另一個人唱。

 “好的,第一個出場的就是我們的李筱薇,她為我們帶來的歌曲是,《here》,大家掌聲歡迎~”

 李筱薇也是說來就來,音樂聲起,她就很快進入了狀態。

 “I guess right,

 now you've got the last laugh,

 I'm sorry if I seem uninterested,

 Oh I'm not listening no I'm indifferent,

 Truly I ain't got no business here,

 But since my friends are here,

 I just came to kick it,

 But really I would rather,

 be at home all by myself,

 Not in this room with people,

 who don't even care about my well being,

 I don't dance don't ask,

 I don't need a boyfriend,

 So you can go back,

 please enjoy your party,

 I'll be here somewhere in the corner,

 Under clouds of marijuana,

 with this boy who's hollering,

 I can hardly hear,

 Over this music I don't listen to,

 And I don't wanna get with you,

 So tell my friends,

 that I'll be over here,

 Oh here oh here,

 Oh I asked myself what am I doing here,

 Oh here oh here,

 And I can't wait till,

 we can break up out of here,

 Excuse me if I seem a little,

 unimpressed with this,

 An antisocial pessimist,

 but usually I don't mess with this,

 And I know you mean only,

 the best and your,

 ;aren't to bother me,

 but honestly I'd rather be,

 Somewhere with my people,

 we can kick it and just listen to,

 Some music with a message,

 like we usually do,

 And we'll discuss our big dreams,

 how we ;to take over the

 So pardon my manners

 I hope you understand that I'll be here,

 Not there in the kitchen,

 With the girl who's always,

 gossiping about her friends,

 So tell them I'll be here,

 Right next to the boy who's throwing up,

 Cause he can't take,

 what's in his cup no more,

 Oh god why am I here,

 Oh here oh here,

 Oh I asked myself what am I doing here,

 Oh here oh here,

 And I can't wait till,

 we can break up out of here,

 Hours later congregating next,

 to the refrigerator,

 Some girl's talking about,

 her haters she ain't got none,

 How did it ever come to this,

 I should never come to this,

 So ;at me I'll be in the,

 car when you're done,

 I'm stand-offish,

 don't want what you're offering,

 And I'm done talking awfully sad,

 it had to be that way,

 So tell my people,

 when they're ready that I'm ready,

 And I'm standing,

 by the tv with my beanie low,

 Yo I'll be over here,

 Oh here oh here,

 Oh I asked myself what am I doing here,

 Oh here oh here,

 And I can't wait till,

 we can break up out of here~

 ”
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