年關將至，我從今開始碼字，至死方休。

　　我將不求嫖、不斷根、不太監。

　　我將不尋歡、不作樂。

　　我是網文界的小蝦米，起點裡的撲街。

　　我是襯托大神的墊腳石，科幻頻道的小炮灰，排行榜上的隱身者，編輯眼中的臭鹹魚。

　　我會將生命與榮耀獻給碼字，今年如此，年年皆然！

　　　　

　　鳥文版:

　　“Night gathers， and now my watch begins.

　　It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife， hold no lands， father no children.

　　I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post.

　　I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls.

　　I am the fire that burns against the cold， the light that brings the dawn， the horn that wakes the sleepers， the shield that guards the realms of men.

　　I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch， for this night and all the nights to come.“

　　(反正也沒人看，就不翻譯了……)